you called me a bitch… a dog is a bitch…. dogs bark…… bark is on trees…trees are part of nature and nature is beautiful…so u called me beautiful….so thnx i guess but like no homo
(via penotbutter)
come on has anyone ever actually used the word benign validly in a sentence
i am eight but i will soon benign
(via dietchola)
my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said
“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”
mom
(via dietchola)
message to all the ladies out there
dear women
do not eat
the beef jerky it
was once a living creature
who let the vegans out of their sheds
(via fuckyeahricksantorum)
I’m pretty sure Mikey is the only one in the band still holding on to the angsty teen revolt against modern dental work
white girls with stupid tattoos
fate
written in chinese
but instead it says “pork fried rice chicken wings to go”
(via h0odrich)
I play this game on tumblr.com with myself called how many times can I publicly embarrass myself until I combust
(via punaniprince)
